The Captain EO trailer that makes it look worth your while.
This started out as one thing while toying around with a video idea, and ended up as another by the time it was done. Now, it’s a lot like a music video preview for the movie E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial or something. Regardless, I’m somehow proud of this, which confuses the hell out of me.
Bowser is sad because on his first date with screen star of the 1980’s Geena Davis, pop superstar … of the 1980’s … Prince steals her away with his smooth licks and high kicks. Bowser then falls into a hard depression filled with Lemonheads and Top Ramen. Mario and Luigi (Bowser’s best friends, of course) try to cheer Bowser up with rum-a-tum-tums, but to no avail. Alas, an umbrella and a box of baking soda never made the scene.
That was the night that Greg was supposed to be babysitting the Karate Kid, Sleestak and a baby pineapple. Too bad he invited over his stupid pet gorilla, Mrs. Judith. Needless to say, she wore roller skates. Then the baby pineapple covered the brand new 60’ plasmatron with finger paints while Greg was trying to watch the Three Amigos do random stuff. (Like dancing around naked, putting a jack in your mouth and eating ones own foot) He wanted to clean it off, but instead tripped and fell head over heels into the tube of toothpaste he was holding. Yeah, he was going to use toothpaste to clean it. Whatever. The gorilla thought it would be a good idea to bring two tiny ‘seamen’ into the picture to beat Greg out of the tube, but all they wanted to do was beat a small octopus with bats. All hell broke loose, a hoobadee joo, a woobadee foo. Sleestak was pissed that he couldn’t play his new “COPS: Infants wit Flava” Xbox video game. It made the most sense of all.
And so, yet again, a battle ensues. Tonight we have the intense battle of the evil Olsen twins. As Toucan Sam prepares to drop a spider monkey hopped up on Caramel Macchiatos and attached to a bomb, he is thrown off course by dodging a totally sweet taxi cab flying through the air. Before it was in the air, the taxi, driven by C3-PO, was calmly riding through Paris when it had to swerve and jump to miss a skinny man eating a squid, that was eating a whale, that was eating a bunch of penguins. R2-D2 was also there ironing clothes on the roof of the taxi, why not.
As a stripper sits and noms on a Subway sub, that has a mermaid stripper midget with octopus arms sitting on it, a group of naked garden gnomes gathers to dance and tip her in Slim Jims. Zaphod Beeblebrox slides up to the scene with a hot Cup O’ Herpes. Sadly, he most likely will be ghost raped by Boo.
The inspiring true story of a bat that, on March 15, 2009, rode the fuel tank of the Discovery Space Shuttle into space.